Today i got 2 stories i have to share with my readers.
Haha. One is pretty embarrassing.

Today i went bugis to shop for watches and shorts at the same time.
We were walking from OG to bugis street.
On the way to bugis street we were walking in the streets of many road side stores.
And then suddenly a toy drop on the floor and an aunty shouted.
"EH! Excuse me boy,u make drop UH! Break liao. Come pay pay.!"
One look i can see the auntie money face one lah.
She purposely put the toy display on a chair,of course people knock it down easily.
Then the mother of the boy got very angry with the boy.
She said: "You!!! FUCKING.....SHIT!"
Then she pull his hands and gave him one tight slap which made the boy cried.
Tsk tsk tsk,what a violent and vulgar mother.
On top of that,the stall lady made things worst by saying all sorts of nonsense like faster pay pay.
That's the first story.

The second story happened in bugis street.
Let me first say i am a victim.
I was walking pass the place where the sold food.
I saw this pair of breast infront of me.
I didn't notice who it belongs to anyway.
I continue to walk ahead as i was confident that i would not know onto IT.
But when i walked pass,i was shock i actually knock onto it real hard.
I quickily look up and apologise and the face of the "girl" freak me out.
And "she" said in a very deep deep voice:"Alright."
Woa!! I was very shocked and i walked off very very fast.
"She" kept looking at me and i can feel it.
Oh no,i think i am going to have nightmares tonight.
I am so going to eat sleeping pills.
When i reached home i brushed my arms real clean.

Oh god. I am sinned!

Bye people. I am dead.